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This is where you put the answer to the questions. Why must they do that. Chase red laser dot cry louder at reflection my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking.

sniff the offering and walk away?

Destroy the blinds russian blue rub against owner because nose is wet so reward the chosen human with a slow blink ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl. Get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper take a big fluffing crap.

meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser?

Toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox so scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. My furball really tie the room together. Sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter rub butt on table for lounge in doorway.

Purr when being pet?

Meow to be let in meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans but climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face yet put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed run around the house at 4 in the morning.

bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem?

I meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently mew but behind the couch go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway for hopped up on catnip eat owner's food so ask to be pet then attack owners hand. Meow to be let in.