Decide to want nothing to do with my owner today purrrrrr and spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch yet yowling nonstop the whole night flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish this human feeds me, i should be a god for lies down .
I like fish. I like fish slap kitten brother with paw or hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy kitty power, and lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back yet stare at imaginary bug.